@Somerandomhonky: I think we should hear adeles boyfriends songs before we pick sides.
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@A_SternMan: [interview] Your résumé says you have a "take no prisoners attitude". You know you are applying to be a corrections officer, right?
@JediGigi: Ugh my boyfriend's all "Stop asking my Dad if he likes your underoos" and "Stop snap-chatting my Mom" and "Stop calling me your boyfriend"
@StellaGMaddox: My daughter wrote, "I will see you every day of our lives," on my Mother's Day card, so I guess we've resorted to threats now.
@brownbear952: Try and tell me about your cleanse and I will whip out my pocket bacon and eat it right in front of you.