@juliussharpe: I think Yahoo! news is written by someone who's had significant head trauma.
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@MandiAtRandom: "Can you cook dinner tonight?" Can't. New meds say I can't operate any heavy machinery and that stove doesn't look light
@GFGander: People need to learn how to record their name on a voicemail system. "You have one new voicemail from... *heavy breathing* Toooooooddddd"
@MommaUnfiltered: I have what CNN is calling 'snow fatigue' symptoms include: Being tired of winter A sudden desire for spring Thoughts of murderous rage