@juliussharpe: I think Yahoo! news is written by someone who's had significant head trauma.
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@sarcasticmommy4: It isn't until your kids start talking back that you realize dogs would've been a better option.
@CaptainJerkwad: Went to a restaurant. The sign said "breakfast anytime." So I ordered French toast during the renaissance
@cambuslad: Today Mother phoned asked me what I was doing . I said I was on Google maps and looking at her house .She asked if I could see her waving .