@morbidgrrrl: i thought about this and shot snot
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@behindyourback: If you're afraid of public speaking, just imagine everyone in the audience is on their phones not listening to you anyway.
@danagould: The secret to having all of your dreams come true is to keep changing your dreams to something that's just about to happen anyway.
@13spencer: You know what they say, the secret to a good relationship is never going to bed married.