@xoCAMILLAxo: I thought air was free until I bought a bag of Lay's Potato Chips!
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@StellaRtwot: Learning how to break wooden boards in karate is important in case you ever get in a fight with a house.
@DrDogMD: DR DOG: have you been taking your diabetes meds daily? PATIENT: no DR DOG: *hits him on the nose with a rolled up newspaper* Bad patient!
@_sleepysmile: What's with this 'running with scissors' bullshit? Why would you run with scissors? Are you that excited to cut paper?