@caseytduncan: I thought Game of Thrones was a show about bathrooms
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@inanimatecorpse: Blind date. Oh, this is awkward Chewbacca: What i meant... Chewbacca: When I said i was looking for a big dog person was.. Chewbacca:
@nice_mustard: "i am trapped in a loveless marriage help me obi-wan you're my only hope" "use divorce, luke"
@caliluvgirl77: Boyfriend: you want to go see the new Star Wars? Me: I LOVE STAR WARS BF: which was your fav Me: duh, Sorcerer's Stone
@Reverend_Scott: [first date] HER: So, I hear you're a dog person- ME: [tucking my tail between my legs] WHO TOLD YOU