@caseytduncan: I thought Game of Thrones was a show about bathrooms
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@LinajkReturns: If he buys your drink, but you're really not interested? Smile at him, thank him and then stick the olive up your nose.
@TheTweetOfGod: Man shall not live on bread alone. Yet it is easy to forget this at restaurants and end up full before the appetizer.
@mishakey: I can tell a police officer is gay by the way he writes me a ticket instead of letting me off with a warning.