@caseytduncan: I thought Game of Thrones was a show about bathrooms
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@BooFricketyHoo: Dried up sea monkeys taste nothing like chicken. Related: Never ever put your kids seamonkey packets near your cup o'noodles packets. Ever.
@HeyZeus666: What if God IS a woman. Not only will I be going to Hell, but I'll never hear the end of it.
@caseytduncan: The worst part about getting kidnapped would be when the news told everyone your real height and weight.
@seanscrap: Got busted for shoplifting once in Canada and had to deal with their whole irritating Good Cop/Great Cop routine.