@KingRainhead: I thought "ghosting" was when you slowly tricked someone you didn't like into thinking their apartment was haunted until they moved far away
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@mattgallo123: My third bottle of wine was able to "breathe" for a few hours when I opened it at 3am and passed out on the floor.
@bea_ker: My waterslide technique has been described as 'oafish', 'dangerous' and 'how did you get into the penguin enclosure'.
@junejuly12: If I'm extra friendly and super sweet when I see you again, it's cause I've forgotten your name
@beefman138: People who scream on roller-coasters : Did you not expect it to go fast down the hill?