@TheMichaelRock: I thought I had swag once, turned out it was just a mosquito bite.
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@Home_Halfway: ASTRONAUT 1:So sorry ASTRONAUT 2: My condolences ASTRONAUT 3: Forgive us ~~The crew of the Apollo-G
@KentWGraham: There should be an Olympic event that requires participants to remove a single cube from an ice cube tray.
@Book_Krazy: Mommy what's an "Act of God?" Me: *Flashback to my CrossFit trainer* Well dear, an "active god" is in his mid-20s and has a smokin hot body