@TheMichaelRock: I thought I had swag once, turned out it was just a mosquito bite.
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@KalvinMacleod: GOD: I've created donuts ANGEL: ooh they're yummy but why the hole? GOD: ANGEL: GOD: ANGEL: because they are holy GOD: because they are holy
@MariyaAlexander: Your Harvard education doesn't make me respect you more - it makes me respect Harvard less.
@pinupteacher: I'm at my most pacman when I try and get to the snack table at a party without interacting with a single person.