@BoozieEyedJoe: I thought I stepped on a Lego, but thankfully, it was just a rusty old nail.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@iwearaonesie: wife: as immature as you are, you do do a lot for this family, so thank you me: *giggles* wife: me: wife: ...go ahead me: "do do"
@Iwriteforcats: Me: Would you have a minute to speak about my lord and savior, nachos supreme? Her: Sir, for the last time just tell me your order.
@StephJoLanders: We are teaching children there is no "i" in team, but it's way more important to teach them there's no "a" in definitely.