@abbycohenwl: I thought I was a good person until my daughter asked me, "Would you step on a dog for 8 million dollars?"
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@Marcmywords2: It's been 536 days, 5hrs 16min since I've spoken to my ex, so clearly I've moved on.
@Kyle_Lippert: Have girl problem? Feel bad for you son. I live in Russia. Have 99 problems. Bear ate car. Wife ate bear. Son ate wife. I eat son now?
@MrMichaelRose: my lawyer wants me to turn myself into the police but I keep telling him impersonating a cop is what got me into trouble in the first place