@KKAlThani: I thought I was listening to a Maroon 5 song on the radio when I realized that the radio is off and I need to have my brakes changed.
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@Home_Halfway: I think the scariest part about having triplets is having to be pregnant for 27 months.
@Ideal_Victoria: I only have sex with the lights off to prevent having to explain some of my tattoos.
@Fingers_of_Fury: Someone tweets "pizza," I want pizza. Someone tweets "donut," I want a donut. Someone tweets "kale," I want pizza and a donut.