@JamieGreenlees: I thought it was impossible to do 450 push ups in a minute until I discovered lying
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@LurkAtHomeMom: Therapist: U need some tools to cope with ur anger Me: Like a sledgehammer? T: No. More like breathing- M: Fire? Can u make me breathe fire?