@JamieGreenlees: I thought it was impossible to do 450 push ups in a minute until I discovered lying
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@aecide: Omg someone broke into my professor's house & stole his laptop so my class today has been cancelled. I gotta find this person & thank him.
@jonnysun: INVENTOR OF SOUP: [holding water in one hand and sandwich in the other] wat if… wat if water was mor like sandwich
@SlayerSays: Pretty certain the only way I'd ever be involved in gardening is if someone murdered me & planted me in their garden.
@Sickayduh: At 14 I asked my dad about a tattoo. He said ok as long as I got it someplace that doesn't matter. So I got it in Detroit.