@Pmerrily: I thought kegels were like Jewish bagels...boy was I wrong
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@Book_Krazy: *In church 9: [Whispers] Why do we have to keep sitting & standing and sitting & standing... Me: [Whispers] So we don't fall asleep 9: oh
@alexwyse: Since it's impossible to know which period of my life is the middle, I've decided to have an ongoing crisis.
@joejwest: COP: Give back the money you stole ME: Already spent it COP: On what? ME: Karate lessons which [does vague swishes w/ hand] I did not attend
@Book_Krazy: Me: Im still mad at you for last night Hub: Well Today is the 1st. Which means that happened last month. Which means youre being ridiculous