@Twisted_Mettle: I thought landlady was the opposite of mermaid?
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@Adar79Angie: You can tell how single I am by the way my cat and dog wear their sombreros with quiet dignity and acceptance.
@Xoolun: My wife tells me she wants me to surprise her with a gift that will take her breath away. I'm thinking about getting her a treadmill.
@samstein: March 23: Trump pretends to drive big-rig. House bill falls apart. July 17: Trump pretends to drive firetruck. Senate bill falls apart.
@david8hughes: "911 what's your emergency?" "Yeah, I've got so many questions about bees." *sighs* "Please hold for the president."