@Twisted_Mettle: I thought landlady was the opposite of mermaid?
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@bea_ker: My waterslide technique has been described as 'oafish', 'dangerous' and 'how did you get into the penguin enclosure'.
@mommajessiec: A woman is able to conjure up superhuman strength when her child is in danger and when she wants to rearrange the furniture.
@AnkCoupleTO: Her: Baby, do that thing that makes me hot Me: *kisses her neck* H: *slaps me* I MEANT turn the thermostat up dummy, it's freezing in here