@Twisted_Mettle: I thought landlady was the opposite of mermaid?
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@animaldrumss: You may have the last laugh now, but we'll continue this discussion later when Im alone in my car pretending to be a stupider version of you
@GaryJanetti: College graduates, did you know there are people that went to Princeton that can't find a job? And you just went to a normal shitty school.
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@SladeBlue: Kids want to play with the box the toys come out of. Men want to play with the box the kids come out of.