@Twisted_Mettle: I thought landlady was the opposite of mermaid?
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@FattMernandez: Don't trust anyone who wants to "get you out of your comfort zone." Why would you ever want to leave something called a comfort zone?!
@WilliamAder: One more missile failure and the Acme Corp. is going to lose that North Korea contract.
@sarcasm_inc: *The Terminator opens a fortune cookie. "It is ok to kill many people. Many killings are coming your way." John: I know it doesn't say that.