@LeahTiscione: I thought reverse psychology was when you made your therapist cry
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@Smooheed: All I want is for someone to push me up against a wall Lean in And whisper 'I'll do your housework'
@dxblarssonENG: Top three reasons he doesn't text you back: 1. He's just not that into you 2. He's imaginary 3. He's a cat
@KenJennings: I slept on my neck funny and today I will be turning my whole body like Batman every time I have to look at something.
@jake_lach: She said she hates my analogies and wishes I would communicate like a normal person, but that's like telling a samurai not to use his sword