@LeahTiscione: I thought reverse psychology was when you made your therapist cry
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@GrantTanaka: Wife: It's like every man on earth has to share one brain Me: [can't think of a good comeback because it's not my turn to use the brain]
@tarashoe: i'd be extra scared if a break-in occurred while i was in the shower and the burglar saw me in there, fully clothed and eatin my soup
@Storminika: If men could get pregnant, not only would abortions be legal, I think McDonald's would be doing it.