@LeahTiscione: I thought reverse psychology was when you made your therapist cry
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@DaddyJew: If you had a choice between owning a dragon or world peace, what would you name your dragon?
@MarfSalvador: [Morgue] Cop: Sir, I know it's tough but we need you to ID the body Me looking at corpse: *takes deep breath* Are—are you over 21?
@LurkAtHomeMom: Take a day off. Pamper yourself. Visit a spa. Pour melted wax on ur body. Rip the hair out by the roots. Inject poison into ur face. Relax.