@JayMindX: I thought she was the one. Then she put her entire email message in the subject line.
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@Donna_McCoy: Inventor of the toaster: How about something that makes bread warm and crunchy, but also doubles as a murder weapon?
@daemonic3: Is this your resume? "Yep" It just says you used to leave shit at your friends' doors, ring the bell & run away "Oh yes" Welcome to UPS!