@JayMindX: I thought she was the one. Then she put her entire email message in the subject line.
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@GreenishDuck: Was gonna climb over some guy's arm but then I noticed he had a barbed wire tattoo on it.
@Mikecanrant: Whoever named them "urinal cakes" has grossly underestimated my love for cake. On a side note, what is the strongest toothpaste available?
@thejessigirl45: Does anyone else bring a bag of clever disguises to the grocery store in case there's a wine sampling booth that day?