@iAmDelFreaky: I thought Snapchat was just a conversation with a sassy black woman.
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@ChaseMit: Let's be honest: The documentary they were making before the Blair Witch killed them would have sucked
@LaLuchaNix: I just watched Grease and it makes me sad how kids today are too lazy to buy matching leather jackets and smoke cigarettes.
@9to5Life: I hate when people text me "what are you doing?" at 1:00 pm on a weekday. Well I don't have your Art History degree, so probably "working".
@iGreenMonk: How boring my life has become! The only time I hear myself say, "I'm coming" is when I'm trying to tell my dog I'm getting his food ready!