@iAmDelFreaky: I thought Snapchat was just a conversation with a sassy black woman.
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@FoxyWinePocket: Son: Are you eating pie for breakfast? Me (eating pie): No. Fruit casserole. Want some? Son: NO. I hate casserole. Me (whispers): I know...
@SamDelanche: My boss just asked if I'm illiterate, which is offensive because I know exactly who my father is.
@TheMichaelRock: I'm not saying you started that fire, Billy Joel; I'm just saying that innocent people don't write songs to defend themselves.
@Cheeseboy22: I bet you'll watch the cell phone camera footage of this concert for years & remember the fun you had holding up a cell phone at a concert.