@Dawn_M_: I thought this waitress was in love with me but then right in front of my eyes she started to bring other people food.
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@ohthatbadger: "Just this one more episode." you said, and all the voices in your head laughed and laughed, and slapped their knees.
@envydatropic: A coworker just asked if I had any "mouth water" and I am thoroughly confused by this
@o__0Dev: I've finally figured out why I can’t lose this extra weight. The shampoo I use in shower that runs down my body says, “4 extra volume & body