@DadandBuried: I thought toddlers were the most energetic, obsessive, and relentless people on earth. And then someone got mad at me on Facebook.
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@Vice_Queen: Lady and the Tramp spaghetti scene except it's me throat punching you for trying to eat my food.
@B1gBrainsMcGee: Apparently everyone was too high in the 70's when Grease came out to notice that every "student" at Rydell High looked like they were 35
@kumailn: He-Man wasn't gay. He was just uninterested in Teela and was very good friends with a man named Fisto.
@RdrJay47: I'm sorry I said the Nazis were also a party when you invited me to celebrate your kid's first birthday.