@NervousJr: I thought we were both kidding when we made plans for me to watch your kid.
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@PuncherJetpack: I've been stealing retainers and throwing them in a swamp so that in 1000 or so year archeologists think it's an ancient nerd burial ground
@ryaninco: The neighbors yard smells like weed. I'm glad those seeds I threw over the fence are starting to grow.
@keplyq: guard your heart, cater to no man's ego, honor your own time and your energy, don't use uber. happy 2015.
@StellaRtwot: Just saw a bumper sticker that said "I'd rather be tweeting." It was on a car that was flipped upside down in a ditch.