@NervousJr: I thought we were both kidding when we made plans for me to watch your kid.
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@Brianhopecomedy: My 5 year old thinks that there's a monster under his bed so I assured him that it won't get him as long as he stays in bed until 8AM.
@miss_foofoo: Why are there never any GOOD side effects? Just once I'd like to read a prescription bottle that says, "May cause extreme sexiness."
@DamienFahey: Just used the holiday card with your kid's face on it to scoop up a dog turd in the living room.