@NervousJr: I thought we were both kidding when we made plans for me to watch your kid.
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@mydmac: I love eating Swiss pancakes. They're like regular pancakes but neutral, so I can eat as many as I want.
@tastefactory: I smoked e-cigs for so long that I got e-cancer. I'm ok though, I just swallowed a Norton Antivirus cd and it cleared things up.
@serialmatrix: If god can artificially inseminate someone, why did he need two of every animal on the ark to repopulate the world?
@david8hughes: The carwash is a great place to meet other millionaires who for some reason don't have garden hoses.