@GreenishDuck: I threw a parking cone at someone. I am the drunkest person in the United states.
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@WheelTod: Today my 6yo said it was good it's snowing, as that means the earth isn't getting hotter, and tonight she starts as an anchor on Fox News.
@iscoff: The reason Latin is a dead language is because they kept accidentally summoning demons during regular conversations