@Tbone7219: I threw up in a porta potty at a Winger concert back in 88' .... We did not have the internet back then so I'm telling you now.
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@Reverend_Scott: [school] Ok class, what was Abraham Lincoln most famous for doing? Billy? "Abolishing slavery." And... "Slaying vampires." Very good.
@RandomRamblr: She believed me when i said concentration camps were for people with Attention Deficit Disorder.
@AnitaHelmet: I just want to apologize to all the guys I dated BEFORE I started using Prozac. And to their wives. And their local fire departments.