@Ndeshi_M: I told all my colleagues at work that I have a twin so that when I see them in public I don't have to talk to them.
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@markleggett: People who push and shove to get on a flight before other passengers are possibly going to get to their end destination one second faster.
@BitchyJasmine: Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? His body decomposed.