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@sgtblueeyes: I told her it's been a while.
She told me that was fine. It's just like riding a bike.
Now she's mad I checked her for proper inflation

I told her it’s been a while. 
She told me that was fine. It’s just like riding a bike.
Now she’s mad I checked her for proper inflation

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