@Eye_Of_Madara: I told her love was all about sacrifice, but she still screamed when she saw the dead goat.
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@man_spach: Starting to fear that all the urgent work emails I LOL'd at and deleted earlier were not actually April Fools' jokes.
@BGH70: I often wish that gravity was a more selective force regarding who it kept on this planet.
@jonnysun: *christopre walken givig tour of apt* this is my.. walken closet. and these boots. these boots were made.. *long unecesary pause* for walken