@SufficientCharm: I told him I like a big vocabulary and now he won't stop using 72pt font.
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@Mr_Kapowski: - Are you excited sir? - Yes! I'm gonna feed whales & pet dolphins! - Sir, this flight is going to Finland - That's like Seaworld, right?