@SufficientCharm: I told him I like a big vocabulary and now he won't stop using 72pt font.
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@rachelle_mandik: him: are you going to scarborough fair? me: yeah. him: if you see my ex, ask her to make me a shirt and buy me some land? me: dude, wtf?
@UnderTheJewFro: You can tell a lot about a person by the type of car they drive. For example, if they drive a Taxi, they're probably a cab driver.
@jergarl: The Wizard of Oz is my favorite children's book that teaches us that it's ok to steal shoes from someone as long as they're dead.