@SufficientCharm: I told him I like a big vocabulary and now he won't stop using 72pt font.
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@xLiserx: Me:*Chewing* These pot brownies are disgusting. Him: That's a dish sponge. Me: Oh no! That means - *Sees all the tea cups eating my Doritos*
@INDlAN_: Adulthood is like looking both sides before crossing the street and them getting hit by an airplane.
@NikiWithIssues: You can't give me a mini fan at work and expect me not to spend the whole morning pretending I'm a model doing a photo shoot. It's science.