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@XplodingUnicorn: I told my 2-year-old to find her shoes

She cupped her hands & yelled "Shoes, where are you?"

I'd help her, but I want to see if this works

I told my 2-year-old to find her shoes

She cupped her hands & yelled “Shoes, where are you?”

I’d help her, but I want to see if this works

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