@samfromks: I told my 3 year old that Skittles are Care Bear meat and now I have the bag to myself.
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@VinoTica: For once, I'd like to take a medication w/side effects such as come-hither eyes, mad juggling skills, & Julia Childs' prowess in the kitchen
@kjmeow: "FOR SALE: blender, like new. Does NOT make things taste like crayons ALSO FOR SALE: wax fruit, slightly scratched."
@BBQJones28: Tomorrow I'm gonna chase someone...like really run after them..screaming and everything.
@UnFitz: Her: You know I love it when you pull my hair... Me: Yes, baby Her: But the other people at this PTA meeting are beginning to stare.