@LaziestCanine: I told my crush I liked them through a Spotify playlist
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@imdaintyaf: People complain when my baby is crying and then they complain when I stuff her in the overhead bin, MAKE UP YOUR GD MINDS
@Breadery: Remember when you were small & all you wanted was a pony but your parents were high on meth & thought the house was already full of ponies?
@onelongbender: When people tell me I'm intimidating, I generally just glare at them until they take it back.
@QwertyJones3: I guess the Tupperware lids in my house just graduate and go off to college or something.