@LaziestCanine: I told my crush I liked them through a Spotify playlist
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@FrazzleMyGimp: [At drive through] GUY: would you like a drink holder? ME: ya sure [driving home] ME: so uh, what’s the pay like? GUY IN BACKSEAT HOLDING TWO SPRITES: It’s not great.
@Carbosly: Dear movies, We'll never be upset to the point of throwing expensive jewelry at the bottom of the ocean. Never. Sincerely, Women
@superdadatron: I'm gonna cook tons of bacon, crush it up and sell it for extra money to support my family. Bacon Bad