@AntiJokeTyrone: I told my grandmother to act her age.... then she died.
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@EvanJKessler: Don't hate the game, hate the player who keeps sending you Facebook invites to play the game.
@pembdave: Woke up this morning and the alarm clock was laughing at me....then I realized it was upside down and the time was 7:07
@Turbo_Jimmy: UK - We call it Autumn, from the French word "autompne" and later, the Latin "autumnus" USA - WE CALL IT FALL BECAUSE LEAF FALL DOWN
@TheSharona06: Instead of smiling and nodding through a conversation, try clapping and nodding. People will stop talking to you.