@ChickenMclovin: I told my sandwich to "go make me a girlfriend"
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@clemdytan: My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy...so I came back drunk.
@sevenxx7: Weird; People in my office have started naming the food in the company fridge. Today I ate a tuna sandwich named Kevin.
@amytheho: Why do people in Horror Movies yell out “Hello?” as if the killer is gonna say “yeah, I’m in the kitchen, want a sandwich?”
@Glove_Monkey: Someone once told me "If you love something, set it free". I told them not to mind about those noises coming from the basement.