@ChickenMclovin: I told my sandwich to "go make me a girlfriend"
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@mintchevette: Haven't heard from my boyfriend in 3 days. Trying to start a prayer chain. He blocked me after I set up a wedding website so please RT.
@GrantTanaka: ok kids, this is a smoke detector, if you hear it beeping change the battery, if it's still beeping, check to see if ur on fire
@OneFunnyMummy: The longer you're a parent the harder it is to act excited when people tell you they're pregnant.