@ChickenMclovin: I told my sandwich to "go make me a girlfriend"
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@wolfpupy: a bunch of us teens are going out to the forest to burn a piece of paper that says 'responsibilities' on it. for symbolism
@MandiAtRandom: Something good is coming my way I can feel it. Nothing life changing, probably just a hotdog God please let it be a hotdog
@pinupteacher: Time out. Otters not only sleep holding hands, but have a SPECIAL POCKET to hold their favorite rock? Humans are bullshit.