@LuvPug: I told my therapist what you said and she's gonna call your therapist and you're in big trouble
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@JaneBadall: Online relationships - For when you want to be disappointed by imaginary people, too.
@GrowlyGrego: Wait...the "S" in ASAP doesn't stand for "Slowly?" Shit. This has cost me 27, maybe 28 jobs.
@LoriLuvsShoes: It's really cute how my 16 slams her bedroom door, in the house that I pay for, every time she gets pissed off. So...I took away the door