@Peteypops13: I told my vodka about you.
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@JoParkerBear: It's like my Grandma always says, "I died three years ago. This is starting to get weird."
@electrolemon: a cute girl stopped behind my laptop as I was full screen on a pic of bread and I didn't know what to say so I stammered out "I like bread"
@nurserycrimes: a romantic scene where we're running toward each other but then i run past you and pick up your dog