@Peteypops13: I told my vodka about you.
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@Ristolable: Guy on fb posted a picture of his baby w/ the caption "1st Easter!" Hell no, there have been like 2000, we're not starting over just for him
@fart: "my favorite bon jovi song? oh its definitely the one where it sounds like a computer is trying to talk while burping"