@KyleMcDowell86: I told my waiter the same thing i told my plastic surgeon. Give me chicken breasts.
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@juliussharpe: I'll vote for whichever presidential candidate promises to end the banter before two people announce who won an Emmy.
@LurkAtHomeMom: I wish the dude that jogs around my neighborhood all day would wear a Super Mario costume. And occasionally duck into sewers.