@KyleMcDowell86: I told my waiter the same thing i told my plastic surgeon. Give me chicken breasts.
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@ashmensch: *guy getting eaten by a shark* Guy: I just wanted to say I'm Vegan. Shark, spitting him out: Wtf man. I had you in my mouth & everything.
@themiltron: humans: we're gonna eat you chicken: shit, i guess i better lay some eggs to further the species humans: cool, we'll eat those too