@Brianhopecomedy: I told my wife that she was sounding like her mother and I realized that was a mistake after I regained consciousness.
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@juliussharpe: Meet your girlfriend's brother then realize you're screwing the female version of a guy.
@behindyourback: Death be not proud. Death not so great with words, but happy to go out with any girl you want fix Death up with.
@TheBoydP: If candy bars can be called cereal bars to make them sound healthy then why can't alcohol be called cereal drink?
@_shellzbellzzz_: My oldest played with BPA free toys that I sterilized constantly. My youngest is playing with a metal coat hanger and a AA battery.