@UrCajunKuzin: I told myself that I wouldn't drink today, but nobody ever listens to me.
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@Ivsy01: When your friend wants to do a drive by but none of us can see that good at night anymore.
@RichardDawkins: I can't think of many people who deserve to go to hell, but people who teach its existence to vulnerable children are prime candidates.
@michaelianblack: Fun fact: The hip word "chillax" is a combination of the slang term "chill" and the more traditional word "laxative."