@UrCajunKuzin: I told myself that I wouldn't drink today, but nobody ever listens to me.
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@xLiserx: BF: Come over. Let's do sex. Me: I'm tired. BF: I have tacos. Me: It's late. Brendan Fraser: I won't make you watch my movies. Me: On my way