@lisaxy424: I told this cashier she kinda looked like Lorde, and as I was walking out, heard the lady behind me assure her she did not look like Jesus.
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@cowyfwame: I just don't understand why Flo from Progressive needs to have an apron on to sell car insurance.
@tastefactory: Me: For my 1st wish I want a box of Triscuits Genie:Are u sure? U can buy them at any store Me:My 2nd wish is for u to mind ur own business
@Macar00ny: The first time a girl walked up to me and gave me her number I didn't know what to do so I ate it.