@nursemella: I told you to pick up a slow cooker... All I see when I look in the kitchen is a turtle wearing a chefs hat
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@simoncholland: At some point all those Legos I've kicked down the vent instead of picking up over the years are going to be a major problem.
@Donnie_Fairburn: "Son, hey son" Yeah dad? "Know why we named you Adopted?" *Sighs* Because I'm adop- "BECAUSE YOU'RE ADOPTED" Good one dad "I'm not your dad"
@CulturedRuffian: Our 'thoughts and prayers' go out to all the vegans and innocent cabbages everywhere.
@aksorojas: I'm reading an article entitled "Top 20 Must Visit Places Before You Die" and I'm disappointed cos there is no mention of the word hospital.