@HatfieldAnne: I, too, enjoy McDonald's sausage biscuits. We will dialogue further, you and I.
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@painted_eel: *whispers to old lady at Starbucks* one time they ran out of coffee here and we ate a baby
@Schmoodles: Arguing with religious people is like trying to explain quantum mechanics to a potato.
@InThaBurbs: Taking my sunglasses out of 2's hands while he naps in the car is the closest I will come to diffusing a bomb.
@dril: so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement