@Tuna_Lover: I took my turtle for a walk. It's been six months and we are finally at the end of my driveway.
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@HatfieldAnne: Thank you Internet stranger for your honorable proposal of marriage. My folks are so excited. They're asking for Thanksgiving and Easter.
@1MeLrO: You think you got problems I just mixed a box of regular spaghetti with a box of thin spaghetti Supper is ruined I tell you
@hythemafia: Of course Bruce Willis is going to keep playing the same movie roles. You know what they say about old habits.....
@clindsaysway: The rare times my cat comes to me for affection, I run and hide under the bed, so she knows what that feels like.