@Tuna_Lover: I took my turtle for a walk. It's been six months and we are finally at the end of my driveway.
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@WetzelGeek: My wife wants me to take a walk with her today. I'll be on a short leash though so I won't run off into the woods like last time.
@weismanjake: If I were a cop and pulled a woman over for speeding I would keep crying until she let me give her a ticket.
@joeldanger: Her: Men are lucky. You just get to wake up & be hot. Me: Not true. I still have to put my contacts in so I can see how hot I look. H: ...