@juliussharpe: I took over 50,000 steps today by taping my fitness bracelet to my Roomba.
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@sucittaM: Eventually we'll all just have one app on our phones that electrocutes you when you stop looking at it.
@ComedicBust: *On my Deathbed* Me: Tell Tac.. *cough* Wife: What sweetie? Tell who what?! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..