@thenatewolf: I totally get why women are attracted to men who ride motorcycles. Like you increase your chances of getting to have two husbands by a lot.
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@JermHimselfish: The worst thing about wearing a turtleneck is not being able to get up off of your back if you fall over.
@Kyle_Lippert: Right on, adults who are excited for Halloween. I too get excited about things meant for kids. Last week I lost my shit because I saw a frog
@WilliamAder: I wonder if those Gmail password hackers know how much my dog hates having to learn a new name.
@rogerbellin: future historians will point to this and ask how we didn't see the third world war coming