@C00LpenNAME: I totally just realized that Dora the Explorer and Vlad the Impaler have the same middle name
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@torrami: All the kings horses and all the kings men probably feel like they're being grossly underutilized with that whole egg thing.
@Token_Geezer: The kids of today have no respect. They're rude, lazy and swear to make themselves look big and coolnnNothing at all like us...
@JennyJohnsonHi5: Don't forget to celebrate Columbus Day by moving in to someone else's house and telling everyone it's yours, then closing the post office.