@JosesLovesYou: "I totally nailed that guy" - Roman soldiers
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@HollyHeals: Laughter is the best medicine........unless you have Morphine. Then Morphine is the best medicine.
@realHamOnWry: If you're lost in the forest start talking about politics. Someone is sure to show up to argue with you.
@thatcarlygirl: "Uh-oh!" - My toddler, looking me dead in the eye while he feeds his dinner to the dog
@Try2StopME: Before you decide to spend less time on social media, make sure you go to every social media website and tell everyone.