@Blondiethegood: I totally owned the mosh pit at the One Direction concert last night.
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@Midgetspar: I love everybody. Even you, insecure person reading this hoping someone loves you ... even you.
@FatherWithTwins: Stickiest things in the world: 3) Lollipops 2) Glue 1) Children's library books
@mattZillaaaa: Always hide you prescription bottles from your medicine cabinet so ppl don't know how crazy you are. Also, you're now out of xanax.