@Blondiethegood: I totally owned the mosh pit at the One Direction concert last night.
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@DaddyJew: What the hell do you mean Buzzfeed isn't a reliable news source, it knew exactly what kind of pancake I'd be
@That_Damn_Duck: Some of you should not be allowed to procreate and if you have to google what procreate means, then I’m talking about you in particular.
@abhorrent_wife: I would totally get into a stranger's windowless van if they took me away from my family for an hour.