@Xoolun: I totally understand how batteries feel because I'm rarely ever included in things either.
@DannyDutch: Proofreading this book couldn't have been that hard?!
@Darlainky: I just misread genetic as generic. I don't know whether to blame the poor eyesight I inherited from my dad or these store brand reading glasses.
@chubbbypanda: I burned 1000 calories by lighting my arm on fire
@kumailn: "Thank you for coming."
"It was mandatory."
@TylerLinkin: I wonder if Houdini ever locked himself out of the house.