@Xoolun: I totally understand how batteries feel because I'm rarely ever included in things either.
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@DanDoofus: Twitter is over Capacity! Well, so's my liver but you don't see me slowing down because of it.
@RegularFred: Man dies after body rejects sleeveless Metallica shirt because he didn't have a barbed wire tattoo.
@MountainDouche: If cops can drive undercover cars, we should be able to drive cop cars. It's only fair.
@ScottLinnen: WHAT are birds so happy about at 7am? What? Oh, right. Pooping while airborne. Good one.