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@the_moonface: I touch myself when I think of you.


It's not what you're thinking, I'm mostly scratching my head wondering what I saw in you.

I touch myself when I think of you. 


It’s not what you’re thinking, I’m mostly scratching my head wondering what I saw in you.

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