@caseytduncan: I traced the call. It was phone-shaped.
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@RoosterMustache: I hate when my phone corrects "hood morning" to good morning. Maybe I meant hood morning. Maybe some thug shit has happened today.
@AnotherFunnyGuy: Her: Dude, back off. You're totally scaring away all the hot guys checking me out at the gym. Me: You do realize I'm your boyfriend right?
@dril: if your grave doesnt say "rest in peace" on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war