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@that1bish27: "I traded my carpet in for bare floors" --coworker. "Oh, me too. I love the shaved look.", said me. Apparently, she really meant carpet.

“I traded my carpet in for bare floors” –coworker.  “Oh, me too.  I love the shaved look.”, said me.  Apparently, she really meant carpet.

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