@o__0Dev: I tried a vegan recipe book last night. It was much tastier than any of the recipes in it.
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@Jen_Up_: 4: can you whistle? M: *whistles* 4: Here's a booger. M:... 4: Keep it forever. Have kids they said. It'll be fun they said. Liars.
@SexySillyGrl: Your honor, I second that motion Judge: Ma'am, I'm simply reading your husband's request to be cremated
@Underchilde: They say they’re free weights, but the gym gets pissed if you put them in your car and leave.