@HousewifeOfHell: I tried bringing sexy back, but it scratched me, scampered away, and hid under a car.
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@mugkip: i've always struggled spelling out "blood" with my fingers because it always comes out looking like "bbool"
@shkeeber: Friend: What happened? 15yo me: *arm in a sling* Got hit by 2 buses. Friend: What happened? 37yo me: *in a full body cast* I sneezed weird.